It Doesn't Matter Who's Wrong Or Right, Just Beat It.

(yelping like Michael Jackson)
Michael Jackson walks. Whew! Now we can all get back to our jobs and families, and back to the business of ignoring his horrible albums and bizarre behavior.

Please, someone, show this “man” the last reel of The Aviator, so he can see how a rich eccentric is supposed to behave. (If you haven’t seen the film, it’s about super-loaded nutjob Howard Hughes. He spends a lot of the last third of the film holed up in one room of his house, undisturbed, and most importantly, not disturbing anyone else.)